Everyone farts and takes dumps at work, thats just life. The Survival Guide for Taking a Dump at Work will give ya the skills to keep the stinky under the radar. Heres a tip to making a fellow work dumpers life hell: If your leaving the restroom and someones occupying another stall, fart really loud and then turn the lights out as you leave (FYI-Important they did not see you come in to keep your identity a secret). Ask them how their day has been going about 1 hour later. Notice the troubled look on their face as they answer and laugh to yourself with pleasure.

CROP DUSTING – When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn’t know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make
sure the smell has left your pants.Link