Project Manager Leaves Suicide PowerPoint Presentation
November 28th, 2005 | Published in Funny
In PowerPoint hell? Tired of creating decks? You’ll enjoy this.
Via The Onion.PORTLAND, OR—Project manager Ron Butler left behind a 48-slide PowerPoint presentation explaining his tragic decision to commit suicide, coworkers reported Tuesday.
"When I first heard that Ron had swallowed an entire bottle of sleeping pills, I was shocked," said Hector Benitez, Butler’s friend and coworker at Williams+Kennedy Marketing Consultants. "But after the team went through Ron’s final PowerPoint presentation, I had a solid working knowledge of the pain he was feeling, his attempts to cope, and the reasons for his ultimate decision." "I just wish he would’ve shot me an e-mail asking for help," Benitez added.Continue Full Story.