40 Things You’d Like to Say at Work
July 21st, 2006 | Published in Business, Funny, Random
I found a list of suggestions we all think of saying at work, but maybe just don’t. Although they do seem a little nice to me. I would add a couple F-bombs and insult their mother for a little spicy flavor. Here’s a few of the better ones from 40 Things You’d Like to Say Out Loud at Work.
- How about never? Is never good for you?
- I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.
- It sounds like English, but I can’t understand a damn word you’re saying.
- Can see your point, but I still think you’re full of shit.
- I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don’t give a damn.
- The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.
- I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant.
- Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
- And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be…?
- If I throw a stick, will you leave?
- Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
- Take a dump at work-Survival Guide
- Question Your Work
- New work at Blacksuits Creative
- Blogification of The Workplace
- Ze Frank on Creativity
