Hipster Recovery Plan
I found this hilarious post at Pop Cesspool. On a similar note, I really wish my front lawn was Emo, then it could water itself with tears and cut itself.
NEW YORK (PCNN) — A program modeled on 12-step recovery groups such as
Alcoholics Anonymous and Narcotics Anonymous is offering support
services to weary Brooklyn hipsters."Hi, I’m Jill, and I’m a hipster," said a thin 24-year-old woman
wearing a snug white tank top, well-worn jeans and chartreuse Pumas. "I
can’t stop trying to be cooler than everyone else. It was a struggle to
dress plainly to come here tonight. I know it’s unhealthy, but I’m
afraid that if I leave Brooklyn, my life will be over." Read the full post.